Dan Pursglove
Banks or fast food, what will it be in Seymour?  Where is the money?  It … used to be in the banks. Now what’s left is in big time bonus checks or on paper…who knows what.  Are bank robbers getting out of the business?  The buzz around here is the money is in ‘Fast Food’.
A few days ago a bank robber who has at least fourteen heists to his credit was finally apprehended and at his arraignment he asked for a court appointed attorney to represent him, he was broke.  
Either crime doesn’t pay or at least robbing banks isn't so lucrative.  
‘Fast Food’ Robbers’ are on the increase. How they are faring is not being disclosed. I wonder if they are hedging their bets. At least they can rob and get fed at the same time. Of course I wonder about the contents of their cranium. One recent robber found his way in ‘OK’ but had to get the manager to show him the back door, at least his accomplice found it, without help.  
There are a couple of other arenas where they could ply their trade. If they haven’t figured it out I’m not going to give them a hint. Most of these guys plying their illegal craft don’t even make minimum wages. It must be a mind set, oh well.   
Close to home an inmate of a nearby county jail is suing the sheriff, the Chief Deputy who runs the jail, the cook and the dietitian for starving him. He claims that after one year of confinement he has lost one hundred pounds. After a long time of questioning all kinds of specialist it came down to this. The plaintiff when weighed in to the jail weighed two hundred and fifty pounds.  At trial he weighed two hundred fifty seven pounds.  Expert witnesses testified an ideal weight for his body configuration should weigh in at between two hundred fifty and two hundred sixty pounds. Question, should the county sue to get paid for a successful weight loss program?  Seems like he should be pleased with the results.  
We are going to be getting some rain, possibly some early morning fog, Lets turn on our headlights. To really be on the safe side drive with your lights on all the time. The Lord gives brains, lets use them, believe it or not the second or two that you notice a vehicle that is burning headlights could really save a crash, or somebody’s life. At least make it a requirement  for all school buses.  Also remind your children to mind their manners while on the school bus.  
Please keep Tim Phillips in your prayers, His family and friends are still trying to raise funds for a lift for the family van. Also please remember to thank God for what he provides. Take daily pictures of your children it only takes a minute and could save a child  

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